EP 13 – “Loaded” Alfredo

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Nemesis ” – An opponent that cannot be beaten or overcome. Well, I found such a beast in this book that I just could not master, so I demanded a rematch! More on that later.

I love Fettuccine Alfredo , so I had been dying to try this “Loaded Alfredo” recipe out! Of course, I had not found a recipe that gave me anything close to what I’d previously enjoyed at the Olive Garden (okay, so it’s not real Italian food but, in my early twenties, that was all I could afford and I fell in love with this dish, so I’m being sentimental). Most if not all Olive Garden restaurants are gone from Canada now, though I discovered that there is one in the US county where I happen to travel to fairly frequently for work. I get my fix then – just don’t ask for the nutritional facts as it’s a killer dish. 😉

Want to know just how much of an obsession I have for this place: well, let me tell you a story…. [Evil editor is paying rapt attention.]

Once upon a time, my friend Peter and I attended Chicon2000 (the 58th World Science Fiction Convention ) with Lynda, another friend of ours. Upon arriving at the hotel, Peter and I agreed that we just missed our favorite Italian restaurant and those wonderful breadsticks (which have changed over the years and are not quite the same … sigh), so we just had to get to the nearest one there. I, being crafty, had brought printed Mapquest directions from home directing the way to this eatery. According to the map, it was only a mere 10 minutes away from the hotel, so I thought PERFECT … well, NOT! As it turned out, it was not a mere 10 minutes thataway, but one hour later and a not-so-little US$45 cab ride (the Canadian dollar was much lower in value at the time, so we probably spent something close to a million – yeah … slight exaggeration). By the time we found the place, we were committed so we ate and, yes, I did have my Fettuccine Alfredo (which was great). Seeing as this was our first night (with at least seven more days to go) and we’d spent that much money on cab fare, we decided that perhaps taking the subway would be better. It was but not without its own fun; I’ll save that story for another time.

Getting back to this episode. Just a couple of weeks ago, I was talking about making mistakes. Well, this one was full of them (though looking at the show you cannot tell – but WE know!).

1/ Whole wheat pasta, at least the kind I bought, did not seem to fit this recipe (plus I used a wee bit more than the recipe called for which added to the issue).
2/ Juggling preparing the vegetables with making the sauce and then cooking the pasta all within a certain time frame worked against me (i.e., burned veggies, undercooked pasta). Okay, so I guess I won’t be a short order cook anytime soon (no matter how smooth the finished YouTube version looks, according to Helenka).
3/ I used 1% milk though the recipe called for 2%. Not really sure if that contributed to it or not, but I’m putting it in there.

Everything smelled wonderful (of course, cooking with garlic helped)! In fact, at the time, other than the veggies, I didn’t expect the outcome; however, when we sat down to eat, our hearts were just not into finishing our plates (as the combined flavours were off). The taste was just not there, so I decided to have a rematch off-camera. Nemesis or not, this alfredo sauce was not going to get the better of me (I’m stubborn – you see lol). So I did do the rematch later on. To find out how THAT worked out, you’ll just have to wait and see. In the meantime, do check out our latest creation. Perhaps you can learn from it, too. We certainly did.

Enjoy!
B&H =:)

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Review: Loaded Alfredo

Notes from the Chef’s Sidekick (Helenka)

Brian and I both had high hopes for this recipe. Because we’ve moaned (and then felt guilty) when indulging in the mega-caloric traditional Alfredo usually served in restaurants. So we were curious to see how this recipe would turn out.

Sadly, our curiosity was not repaid with kindness. In fact, Brian decided to redo the episode (off-camera) to see if removing the couple of changes we made (not thinking they would have such a huge impact) could reverse the taste and, hence, our unfavourable decision. Well, we did say we take risks and they usually work out, but apparently not this time.

One change was to use 1% milk instead of 2%, as indicated in The Book. Brian and I both thought that there wouldn’t be much difference with the 1% milk, as it is filtered and usually tastes like the higher-fat milk. Well … there was a big difference.

Another change was that Brian used the entire package of pasta (slightly more than the specified amount). It’s quite possible that, because there was a greater volume that needed to be coated by the sauce, each strand ended up having less sauce. And, really, when one is trying to recreate a dish without removing too much of its richness, less sauce is not the way to go. As it was, there seemed to be nothing of substance to cling to the pasta. So we were chewing almost naked pasta. Now, I have no trouble with naked pasta, especially when it is chilled and then tossed with loads of fresh veggies or lovely seafood and served as a salad. But, as a hot dish … nope. Sauce is vital. Another change might be to make sure that the plates are preheated in the oven, so that the pasta stays hot longer while we are eating. Which sounds like an awful lot of work in my eyes.

Cooking time (duration): 60

Number of servings (yield): 4

Meal type: dinner

Culinary tradition: Italian

My rating:2 stars: ★★☆☆☆

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Yum…Make Your Own Potato Chips!!

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As my evil editor/chefs side kick is off moving her castle to another location, plus the fact that I have been under the weather I thought I would do something short this week.

We all love snacks and what could be simpler than using every day items we have around our home such as a microwave and a potato… In case you have not figured out what those two have in common why it would be a potato chip made in the microwave!

Now before you balk at such an idea (which I did as well but was curious just the same) give it a try. I was amazed that the chips came out very crispy plus you get to control what you put on them (which is a huge plus in my books – have you read the ingredients on a bag of potato chips lately??).

You need a mandolin, a russet potato, microwave, microwave safe plate, and I used olive oil, some herbs (rosemary works well), or salt and pepper (do be careful with the amounts you put on I found a little goes quite the distance – herbs included).

Crunch and Munch your way into these tasty treats, have a great week!

Enjoy!
B&H =:)

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Ep – 12 eh! (Special – Hey we are Canadian): FRENCH POT ROAST ALSO, HELENKA TALKS ABOUT PEPPER, FOR A CHANGE.

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I love crock pot cooking and, every chance I can, I haul it out and try something new.
Over the years, I’ve made the following (listed along with my verdicts):
Ribs:
Didn’t like how they turned out: more like boiled meat (which some may like – hint, hint, the evil editor probably does [Evil editor confirms that “boiled” isn’t necessarily a bad thing, if done with a delicate touch and patience]).
Chicken wings:
Also didn’t like how they turned out: more like boiled chicken in sauce (I like my wings saucy but crispy).
Baked beans:
Liked them in the crock pot. They turned out really well (hmm, must do this again sometime and have the evil editor give her opinion [Evil editor loves it when Brian cooks things on the spur of the moment that I then get to sample!]).
Chili:
Oh, this one is terrific in a crock pot, so I’ve made a few batches with great results (will have to also do this one and have Her Evilness try it – though I think I did that already [Her Evilness counters that I wasn’t applying my current exacting judging processes; besides I love these little treats.]).
Heated meatballs in Diana sauce:
Oi, do I have a story about this one. [Her Evilness is all ears.] I put some Swedish meatballs along with my favorite Diana sauce in the crock pot, set it for 8 hours and left for work. So … guess what I returned to once I got home??? A blackened mess (yuck). I ruined the whole thing by not having enough sauce (plus I don’t think you should be leaving them in the pot all day, so that’ll learn me). The worst of it was – and I am VERY ashamed to admit this – that, instead of throwing them out, I tried flushing them down the toilet (don’t ask me why; to this day, I cannot remember why I would do this). Of course, the stupid things got stuck, so I bought a plunger which did not work. Then I bought this contraption that shoots air down the toilet (that also didn’t work), bought an auger, also to no avail, as I made these attempts over several weeks. [Evil editor’s silly though practical observation: Brian can always lend out his plumbing implements!] So, finally, I talked to the superintendent who came and fixed it (I didn’t tell him what I’d done, but I am admitting this now – plus it was YEARS ago). I’d like to think I’m a wee bit smarter now … (perhaps not, but I sure hope so). [Her Evilness is cackling away with tears in my eyes, because Brian’s true confession just broke me up! Oh, Brian.]

From the results, I believe the best kinds of dishes for crock pot cooking would be stew-type recipes (unless someone has a great recipe they’d like me to try to prove me wrong).

Anyhoo, there is a crock pot recipe in the book, namely a variation on French Pot Roast (ahh, see, another stew-type dish). But, knowing that I could not possibly do this during our regular time period (even though I did reduce it down to 10 minutes – so how’s that for compression), I decided to cook it on a weekend and have Helenka try it out and give me her thoughts.

I did have difficulty finding frozen pearl onions, so I bought some in a bottle, drained and then froze them. I also added cipollini onions which were great. One thing I slipped on was adding the peas a wee bit too soon, though the results were still great, so really not a problem.

Well, as you can see, good cooking takes time both in years of practice and patience, so don’t be afraid to make mistakes. Sometimes you discover something new, other times you learn the hard way what not to do again. I still make mistakes but that’s all part of learning.

Till next week,
Enjoy!
B&H =:)

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Review: French Pot Roast

Notes from the Chef’s Sidekick (Helenka)

Brian definitely loves to surprise me and he certainly did again, right after the Salmon and Asparagus episode. I gleefully accepted a very large container of his French Pot Roast that he’d made in his slow cooker, from the recipe on Page 250 in The Book. I will admit I have absolutely NO experience using slow cookers. When I’d looked at the possibility of acquiring one, I reconsidered and chose appliances more appropriate for my lifestyle: an electric fondue, skillet, bbq grill, carving knife and warming tray. My, I do love me some electrics! But only under candlelight, of course.

I’d decided to share the leftover eating experience (and post-eating observations) with my very good friend and neighbour, John (also my chosen brother). He has a philosophy of life that embraces both slow cooking without shortcuts and the use of natural, preferably organic, ingredients.

When I arrived at his doorstep, John’s oven was already preset to 360 degrees (gotta love a digital oven where heat is adjustable in 5 degree increments). When I emptied the contents of the plastic container into the small covered casserole, I was surprised to see a white mashed layer on the bottom. Was it potatoes? Was it cauliflower? Because I had already asked John to boil some (Yukon Gold) potatoes, he went ahead with that task. When the potatoes were mashed and the casserole removed from the oven after 30 minutes, we sat down to eat, pouring a spectacular mound of stew over the mashed potatoes, also enjoying the bottle of White Merlot that I’d brought along with me. And, yes, the white layer was mashed potatoes, though it could have been mashed cauliflower to reduce the caloric count (perhaps Brian might consider making that non-traditional substitution the next time).

So … the evaluation. When I brought the dish home originally, I’d stuck a fork in and pulled out two juicy button mushrooms. And then I got lucky, snagging a piece of meat. Very, very tender. I could also smell and taste the red wine in the sauce.

When John and I dug in, he couldn’t smell or taste the wine, but I definitely could. Perhaps it’s because I’m accustomed to cooking with wine (less often with red, though I’ve managed to make some excellent red wine recipes such as lamb shoulder chops, coq au vin, chicken cacciatore and even gazpacho over the last four decades).

I don’t know how long Brian cooked the stew or at what point he’d added the other ingredients, because the pearl onions were perfectly crunchy while the full-sized peas weren’t even mushy. It was a mystery. But everything tasted wonderful andI didn’t even miss my salt and pepper grinders which I’d forgotten anyway.

Now, speaking about pepper (instead of salt, for a change), I believe I’ve discovered one of the secrets to my palate. It is said that people can distinguish five distinct tastes: salty, sour, bitter, sweet and savoury (I couldn’t remember bitter, so just checked with Wiki). As much as I enjoy an occasional piece of cake (such as Brian’s out-of-this-world Stargate-themed birthday pyramid) or my unique personal weakness (ice cream), I actually do not appreciate sweet tastes. In fact, there are foods in Japanese cuisine that I simply cannot tolerate in my mouth (many of which are sweetened with powerful adzuki bean paste). So, please excuse me if I pass on the sweet, sticky rice; but do hand me some more uni (raw sea urchin).

You’ve read (and seen me moaning) about how much I appreciate the taste of freshly ground pepper where one would normally not consider it more integral than any other flavouring agent to the finished taste of the dish. And, yet, it appears I’ve learned to pounce on the taste of pepper immediately and to see what role it plays in the overall outcome.

In this case, I’m sure that Brian flavoured the ingredients at the start with salt and pepper. Yet the stew didn’t taste salty. It just tasted terrific. However, when I bit into a pearl onion, I was startled to discover that the pepper had bound itself to the outer layer. And it worked, adding different elements of unexpected tastes within a dish that is considered to be a classic standard.

The verdict is that Brian is welcome to make his version of this dish for us any time. Her Evilness may even resort to begging!

Variations

Brian finally revealed to me why the onions tasted so fabulous. As already described above, he used both pickled pearl onions (which I would have never guessed) and cipollini (also spelled cipolline in some sources). But, really, for once, don’t look to me to provide variations. This was a classic French recipe and, except for the unique substitutions that Brian made, I wouldn’t change a single thing.

Cooking time (duration): 300

Diet (other): High protein

Number of servings (yield): 6

Meal type: dinner

Culinary tradition: French

My rating:5 stars: ★★★★★

Ep 12 – Honey Mustard Soy Glazed, Pan-Seared Salmon And Baked Parmesan Asparagus

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I love seafood! Of course, now you know I grew up on the “Rock” (most scenes shown are from there), you’d probably think that we ate seafood a lot, but that would be far from the truth!! I remember when my Aunt and Uncle from New Brunswick would come to visit during the summer and then my Dad and my Uncle would head off to Harry’s Harbour to pick up some lobsters and mussels. Oh, and occasionally COD TONGUES (yes, I did try them once and thought they were good, but I was a silly kid, lol). It was quite the feast, to say the least!!!

Then, my Grandfather took up salmon fishing as a hobby. When I got older, he and I used to wake up at 4:00 am (okay, so what kid do you know who likes to get up at that ungodly hour [Evil editor’s remark: I did, when my Daddy drove us up to Muskoka every summer in the middle of the night]) and we would head off to Big Falls to cast away and try to catch a salmon (though I never did). He, on the other hand, was quite the fisherman and would catch his quota during the summer. Of course, living next to his house meant that we got the fish anyway (yay!) or he froze it for later consumption. My Mom is a fantastic cook and she would bbq the salmon (stuffed) to perfection. [Note to self: I’ll have to get the recipe from her sometime.] The skin would fall right off, it was very easy to de-bone, plus the stuffing she used was yummy. [Helenka’s plaintive note: Oh, Brian. ::sighs with longing:: You just made me remember our bbqs at Hanlan’s Point where, after we’d finished making our meal, we’d bbq extra food (such as my salmon steaks) to take home and store in the freezer; so, in the middle of the winter, I could remove a portion and be reminded instantly of the incredible tastes of summer.]

Enough memories for now. Back to the show. [Helenka rolls her eyes … finally.] I was quite eager – you can now understand why – to try this salmon recipe though, as usual, I did deviate from the instructions because I did not buy salmon with the skin on. I think it turned out great just the same, but you do have to take extra care and adjust the cooking time.

We had asparagus again, and I used real, freshly grated Parmesan. It’s definitely worth buying a hunk of this cheese and grating it yourself. That ol’ powdered stuff is crap and I threw all mine out after this episode. Here’s a handy tip: remember to put the block of cheese in the freezer, so it will last longer. I find it easier to grate, too, from the frozen state. [Helenka thanks Brian for the tip, because my Parmigiano-Reggiano ends up going mouldy in the fridge when I don’t use it quickly enough. And that’s a lot of money to throw away these days.]

This episode is also when we started drinking on camera (or I should say when “I” started drinking…. I’m implying nothing, of course <evil grin>). [Helenka yells, “Arrgghh. It’s just water, people. Otherwise, I would fall off my perch – and there is no way that is ever going to happen on camera.”] It was a very nice meal to top off with a fine glass of wine, if I do say so myself.

Sit back, relax and …

Enjoy!

B&H =:)

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Review: Honey Mustard Soy Glazed, Pan-Seared Salmon And Baked Parmesan Asparagus

Notes from the Chef’s Sidekick (Helenka)

Dinner was … dinner was … I can’t even begin to describe how amazing this dinner was, based on the recipes found on Pages 232 and 301 of The Book. First of all, Brian inadvertently made this dinner even lower in fat by buying skinless salmon. That posed a bit of a challenge, as the salmon was supposed to be seared for up to 5 minutes, skin-side down. So we took an educated guess in reducing the time – and it worked out perfectly. The salmon came out of the oven perfectly cooked. Am I overusing the words “perfect” or “perfectly”? No, definitely not, and I’m going to continue writing them. Also, even though Brian had already made the asparagus once before (on a cookie sheet), this time it, too, was perfect. Why? Because he’d incorporated the olive oil and parmesan cheese within a sided dish, so that the ingredients didn’t just lie on top of the asparagus, but interacted with the stalks, the bubbling sauce infusing them with flavour.

Plating was fun, as he placed the salmon on top of salad greens, then added a bunch of crisp and crunchy asparagus, before drizzling the salmon with more of that exquisite honey-mustard-soy glaze. I believe I’ve mentioned this before, but it could bear repeating. A salad dressing doesn’t have to be a conventional one. We found the glaze tasted amazing over salad greens. And one didn’t need to drench the greens because the flavour was intense and distinct.

I had suggested that Brian NOT use any salt or pepper during the cooking process. This may be the easiest way to cut down on excess sodium content during cooking. First of all, much of the salt may be wasted and, secondly, salt can toughen many foods. So why take that chance? After the dishes came out of the oven, I’d already decided on the Salish alder smoked salt for the salmon (because we DO know it tastes amazing on, and is recommended for, salmon). The second salt was the Fleur de Sel sprinkled very carefully over the asparagus (as the crystals were on the large side).

This week, Brian’s special treat was a titch of Cabernet Sauvignon poured into crystal goblets. And, yes, red wine with fish. But salmon with a highly flavoured sauce isn’t exactly oh-so-delicate sole or most other whitefish. It’s robust. Anyway, we liked the pairing. Because we like to mix things up … if you hadn’t figured that out for yourselves yet!

Variations

Actually, this is not a variation of the main course which I will continue to call perfect, both in content and execution, but a memory of something that Brian and I made on my balcony bbq perhaps 15 years ago … all from the use of mustard. We had sliced yams very thinly and marinated them in garlic olive oil. And, then, we brushed them with maple syrup and mustard (a single flavour each side, IIRC) before putting them on the bbq. The combo of a crispy outer layer that was obviously garlicky, the sweetness and texture of the cooked yam inside, along with the sweet and savoury sensations, created an incredible explosion of flavours that complemented each other.

The verdict, if you haven’t guessed it already, is perfect.

Ep 11 – French Toast

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Ahh … by this point and, after we made a few things from the “Cook this Not That” cookbook, we decided to do something out of the ordinary (as if that’s anything new for either of us, lol), so we had breakfast for dinner!

I’m thinking back to other moments where I’ve made something brekkie for dindins, such as when I get home from work, and all I want is my favorite comfort food now (well, nowadays it is). It’s two pieces of toast with margarine (on my favorite bread, only whole grain, please) with two perfect sliced boiled eggs. [To boil the perfect egg – soft in the middle – you need a small pot, two eggs and cold water. Heat eggs in water until it boils. Remove from heat and let stand about 5 minutes. I learned this trick a long time ago!]. I then use my handy dandy egg slicer and carefully (almost artfully, if I do say so myself [Evil editor’s interjection: and he did, he really did]) place each egg slice on the toast, laying them out and overlapping if necessary.

Now, this is the extra tasty part. Take habanero pepper powder and sprinkle sparingly (as it’s one of the hottest peppers) over the eggs. I also sprinkle a bit of salt and sometimes cracked black pepper (if I want to add more heat). DEVOUR! Mission accomplished.

Well, getting back to the episode, The Book had its version of French Toast. Now, not to boast, but making French Toast has been a passion of mine for quite some time and I think I do pretty well with my own take on it!

I’ve made it many times testing variations out (albeit on willing family – or sometimes not so willing). My typical version includes eggs, milk and vanilla, though I have been known to throw in some cinnamon; and I make my own vanilla (I mention how to within the video). The kinds of breads vary, so it’s best to try out a few good ones to see which produce the yummiest results. I have seen egg bread or Italian panettone recommended, though I have not tried them myself. The version we tested had cinnamon, eggs, and milk but the topper was a yummy banana walnut concoction (with RUM! instead of bourbon) that was divine.

So what about you? Would you like to share what is your favourite breakfast comfort food?

Thanks for watching and …
Enjoy!
B&H =:)

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My version of “Eggs on Toast”

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Review: French Toast

Notes from the Chef’s Sidekick (Helenka)

What can I say about The Book’s healthier version of French Toast on Page 46? That it was fabulous? That is was yummy? That it satisfied completely? All of the above? Yes, definitely yes. Once again, we’re reminded that traditional French Toast is usually nutrient-starved white bread completely soaked in eggs before being fried. In this case, the number of eggs was reduced, yet the multi-grain bread was still moist and oh-so-amazingly yummy. The taste of the bread was enhanced by the fact that it contained honey (and I don’t even like honey). Also, the various seeds got toasted during cooking and I’ve learned to appreciate the unexpected flavour of toasted seeds in bread or crackers. Because the bread was *real*, it provided more oomph for chewing enjoyment.

This was a lush, lavish and healthy breakfast. Though, probably from the amount of sugar in it (even though it was minimal), I was very sleeeeeeepy afterwards. You have been duly warned. And, no, I resist the idea that it was the rum’n’cola drinks that Brian and I had as a special treat during dinner, er … brekkie … er … happy hour!

Variations

Apart from the fact that this was a healthier version of standard French Toast, the use of bananas opens up a whole orchard full of fruit that can be substituted for bananas. You could make it with fresh peaches, nectarines, mangoes, slices of all able to take heat well. Or apples and pears. Or strawberries. Hmm. Now, that’s sounding like a crepe substitute. Let what’s available at your supermarket (or local farmer’s market) be your only restriction. If you don’t have easy access to fresh (or it’s the wrong season), then try flash frozen fruits (you simply must-must-must try the superlative black figs, if you can find them) or even canned, as long as they’re not in syrup, only water.

Our verdict on this is a unanimous TWO THUMBS UP. Just be sure to have a pillow and couch handy for when you fall over with a blissful smile on your face. Comfort food all the way!

Cooking time (duration): 60

Number of servings (yield): 2

Meal type: breakfast

Culinary tradition: USA (General)

My rating:5 stars: ★★★★★

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