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FFF EP-38 DOUBLE THE CHEESE, DOUBLE THE FUN, HOME-MADE PIZZAS

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Hello, Culinary Playmates:

It is I, Helenka, your fearless advocate of gustatory creativity (aka I eat weird but really tasty food and think you should, too).

As you can see from the title of the episode, Brian and I were most happily engaged in making and enjoying our versions of instant pizzas (or, as I ended up calling the on camera, open-faced hot sandwiches). To make the process even simpler, Brian used flatbread as the foundation. As for doubling the fun, we actually quadrupled it, because I thought we should each have the opportunity to build our own, with the decadent influence of two cheeses on each one. After all, what is life if you don’t try to live it to the fullest, even if all that means is doubling the cheese. And sharing. That’s not just a recipe for twice the yum; it’s for yum to the ultimate power.

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Variations:
My only choices were whatever Brian had set out on the counter. But, now, when I think of variations, I’m moving way past any traditional pizza toppings and wonder what the pizzas would have been like if I’d applied some of my indulgences from the previous episode (on gourmet grilled cheese sandwiches).

For the base, instead of using a flatbread, other possibilities include foccaccia (especially with rosemary on it), plain or garlic naan or my fave, onion kulcha. Instead of using garlic on top of the brushed-on olive oil, what about onion relish, tomato chutney or red pepper jelly. You’ll note I’m deliberately staying away from often-used tomato or meat sauces here. I really like the idea of being able to create something different that can be enjoyed right out of the oven or after it’s cooled down a bit. That’s also my reasoning for keeping the pizzas vegetarian. If you’re not using an animal product (which releases animal fat during heating), then there won’t be any congealing taking place on the surface of the pizza. [After all, I love pepperoni but cold pepperoni fat = yeeatch. ::pretends to screw up face in revulsion::]

If you want to stay in safe pizza ingredient territory, then you could try either red flame-roasted, raw or lightly blanched multi-coloured pepper strips. There are always artichoke hearts. Or a wide variety of mushrooms, including button ones preserved in oil. You could try sautéeing sliced mushrooms first in oil and draining well before layering on the pizza. What about sliced green, yellow, orange and red tomatoes arranged in an artistic pattern. Or thin slices of barely-ripe avocado, Add some shredded zucchini under the cheese layer(s). Or thinly-sliced pickled jalapeno. Or baby spinach leaves. I think you get the idea.

But, then, if you want to get really creative, reach into the fruit bin. Slice a pear, apple, or nectarine. Don’t forget about fresh, luscious figs. To dessertify (yes, I just made that word up [Editor’s privilege]), go with Mascarpone cheese. Stud some walnut halves under the cheese layer. Sprinkle with cinnamon or nutmeg. Does that not spell “decadent” to you? I definitely think it does.

Above all, let your mind wander in directions you’ve never allowed it to [Mine goes into outer space on a regular basis, but I don’t think you really want to know about that, lol.] because, otherwise, you’ll keep getting stuck in an earthly orbit … and the same predictable tastes.

Look at Brian and me. I’m sure half the time we’re scratching our heads (though at least we’re not tearing out our own or each other’s hair) and wondering How. On. Earth did we ever come up with a particular combination. But then we giggle, shake our heads in fond amusement and Go. Do. It. All. Over. Again! So … we dare you to embark on your own voyage of self-discovery. It’s enlightening, entertaining and, most of all, FUN!!!

Until next time, have yourselves a great week and don’t forget to have fun with your food, too!

Enjoy!
B&H =;)

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FFF – EP 37 HAVE-IT-YOUR-WAY GOURMET GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH

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Greetings, Earthlings!

It is I, Helenka, ultimate ruler of the uni— ::reacts to sudden poke from Brian:: What? Oh, sorry. Wrong blog. Let’s try this one more time.

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Hello, Culinary Playmates:

Are you ready to go on another adventure with us? Fabulous. Because Brian decided we’d had so much fun with our decadently divine cheese tasting (Episode #32) that we should do it again by inventing our own grilled cheese sammidges – where I got to play with all the potential ingredients (and I did, I so did).

Now, if this were a typical blog entry, I would talk about what we made during the filmed episode and only later on provide variations. But I can’t do that this time … because the entire episode was one giant variation. And that was exhilarating for me! Come to think of it, I believe that’s one of Brian’s devious devices to get an unscripted and unpredictable reaction from me on camera. ::sighs:: And it works.

As I mentioned during the filming, here was another dish that I had been deprived of while growing up, with the one prominent exception in my adult life. I find it fascinating to see how we can intertwine a food with a memory of a happy occasion. Though it’s been at least 36 years, I can still remember the crisp but sunny day, the meandering walk through Rosedale on my way to my friend’s place, being offered that most humble combination, aka a grilled cheese sandwich, and finally watching The African Queen for the first time. Do you have any significant memories of happy events or important people in your lives that are inextricably meshed with a particular food? See for yourselves how many you can pair together.

To recap, here were my two exquisite creations:
#1
Danish Blue cheese
Saint André cream cheese
Stone baked Rosemary Ham
Asian Pear
#2
Balderson 6-year old Cheddar cheese
Mont Gleason cheese
Bacon
Caramelized Onions
Fuji Apple
Honey Dijon Mustard

Anyway, back to the important lesson from this episode. Even if you did grow up with the standard version of a grilled cheese sandwich (two slices of bread spread with butter or marge with a slice of cheddar in between), there is absolutely NO reason for you not to create your own unique masterpieces!

Variations:
If you’re stumped for ideas, just think about some of the cold sandwiches you’ve eaten of which cheese is a part … and translate them into a grilled version.
Like:
-Rare roast beef and Brie
-Reuben (corned beef, sauerkraut and Swiss)

Or, if you want to, you can think of a grilled cheese sandwich as an unusual type of pocket pizza. Any traditional (or weird) combo will work beautifully.
Try:
-Hawaiian (ham, pineapple and mozzarella)
-Vegetarian (mushroom, roasted red pepper and asiago)

Don’t be afraid to mix two cheeses (or go on a spree with three!). Get out the tomato or onion relishes that you normally use only during hot dog/hamburger season. See what other condiments are lurking at the back of your cupboard. Mix fruit with veggies. We did it with our salads before, so why not with this comfort food.

Or turn this into a simple yet decadent breakfast or dessert sandwich. You heard me wishing we’d had fresh figs. That’s only one possibility. There are so many other firm-fleshed fruits (peaches or nectarines, apricots, strawberries) that would be sensational with goat cheese. Cut the sandwich into four pretty triangles, sprinkle with a little powdered sugar and drizzle with maple syrup and … ohhhhh … um … where was I?

Any of the ideas we’ve presented for the French toast or pancake episodes could be adapted for use here as well, as long as the fruit is fairly sturdy. And just remember that the cheese needs to have body as well. That’s why I would not recommend a deli-style cream cheese alone, as its consistency would be too thin to withstand the heat of the oven unless paired with a firmer cheese.

So, please remember that, just because a grilled cheese sandwich used to be a fairly boring and traditional staple, you can play with it to your heart’s content. Because playing with your food is one of those unexpected (and often whispered) privileges of being a grownup. And more people, other than Teppan chefs who juggle food for entertainment, should be able to do so. Cheers to that!

Until next time, have yourselves a great week and don’t forget to have fun with your food, too!

Enjoy!
B&H =;)

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FFF EP – 36 OH MY, PAD THAI!!

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EPISODE 36: OH MY, PAD THAI!!

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Hey, Foodies,

Look at us in our new digs!

It was one year ago when I started publishing a blog on http://brianupward.com
Even though Helenka and I started filming in January, I wanted to ensure we were ahead of the game so I didn’t start publishing until March 2010.

Now, one year later, we are kicking it up a notch with a brand new website (same great content). We’ve picked a new theme that matches our personalities (“We Love Playing With Our Food”) plus are throwing in some … umm … “special” characters.

I’m keeping my name as a site as well, though I will be transforming it soon into something else and it will be used to showcase some of my photos and other adventures I’ve been on.

Helenka will be taking on a bigger role in the writing ‘cause that is what she does best (besides editing my blurbs [Helenka gloats quietly: Yay, I have the power!] ). I’ll be spending more time on the other “creative” aspects of running the blog, including the video editing, shopping, cooking, etc. [Helenka figures that means exclusive use of sharp implements too.]

For this episode, I tried my hand at making a version of Pad Thai. Lucky for me, the box of noodles I bought just happened to have a packet of sauce included (okay, for my first time, I thought I should be able to get away with a ready-made sauce 😛 ).

I’ll leave the rest to Helenka to describe (take it away, me dear!).

Have yourselves a great week and don’t forget to have fun with your food, too!

Enjoy!
B&H =;)
PS. If you are a science fiction fan, the title is a play on the words that George Takei is famous for and the way he says them.

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Helenka’s Notes:

Hello, everybody!
Are you excited?
I’m overwhelmed because we moved and I didn’t even have to pack a thing.

So, with our brand new … uh … brand comes a brand new maturity. NOT! Nope, ‘cuz I even went younger with my new Shirley Temple curly locks (with giggles to match). And Brian was equally silly, too (despite trying to maintain a chefly (chefish? chefesque??) decorum.

For this episode, as I was positive there were no old boxes or jars hanging around our shiny studio kitchen, Brian went out and bought something interesting. It was a kit for Original Pad Thai containing stir-fry rice noodles with sauce (Thai Kitchen brand). We’ve both eaten lots of Pad Thai at various Thai restaurants around Toronto and elsewhere, so this was not a new experience for us.

However, as we’ve learned during the cooking of other dishes, it’s fun to experiment by adding or substituting ingredients to make it ours. For this recipe, we had the latitude to include shrimp or chicken or tofu with our choice of veggies. Actually, according to the box, the veggies were also in the “OR” category, but I’m glad Brian didn’t pay any attention to that exclusion! From the tags (and watching the episode), you’ll see the veggies that were used and that meant that Brian could omit one ingredient that was on the box recipe, namely bean sprouts. That was just as well, as bean sprouts – in my opinion – have to be purchased and used on the spot … a bit difficult to do when mixing a working day with filming later. I’m thrilled though that he did include cilantro and lime wedges (listed as optional garnishes along with fresh chilies). And crushed walnuts stood in for peanuts.

If you’re curious as to what was in the packet of sauce, the primary ingredients were (in decreasing order): sugar, water, rice vinegar, preserved radish, tomato paste, anchovy fish sauce, chives, soy oil, red chili, tamarind paste, salt, garlic, shallot and, finally, paprika (for colour). When Brian gets around to making his own the next time (for surely there must be a next time), we’ll be sure to see what variations there were from the commercially available kind.

Okay, so I’ve mentioned how much fun we had not only with our food but also just with our normal (for us) banter. But … ::wonders out loud:: what else am I going to write about???

+++brain gets a flash of inspiration+++
Okay, I’m going to indulge in a wee bit of nostalgia about growing up in Toronto and how lucky I consider myself to be living in what has been identified more than once as the most diverse city in the world.

You already know about Brian’s past … growing up on The Rock and mine in a Polish neighbourhood in TO. When I was young, I didn’t know what pasta was, except for having the occasional broad egg noodles or fine nests, usually in a broth. But pasta, that was what Italian families ate … in the next neighbourhood to the north. I don’t even think I ever ate any at my school cafeteria (where the norm was chicken or beef (fish on Fridays), a scoop of mashed potato, veggies, buttered bread, dessert and milk). Yes, that was a very long time ago when school lunches managed to override and even out our unique ethnic backgrounds.

So … where am I going with this? Right here. I never considered that noodles could be made from anything other than wheat. Rice? Really? Well, it’s not unrealistic to think of how limited my world view was, especially knowing how important and prominent wheat is as a crop on the Canadian prairies. But now, being older (and I hope wiser), I can understand how people around the world would use ingredients at hand (so … Asian rice fields) to create noodles. And then I think of what I read in high school, namely the popular interpretation that it was Marco Polo who introduced spaghetti into Italy from China. Made with hard wheat. Which I’ve just read was available in Asia, as well as rice flour.

To further confuse me, I’ve just discovered where my fave noodles (called glass or cellophane) come from. They’re a product of … starch (as in mung bean starch, yam, potato starch, cassava or canna starch) and water. Doesn’t sound so glamorous, does it … but I love the taste and look of these translucent noodles (and can usually get a dish from a Korean take-out counter downtown … and occasionally Thai restaurants as well).

My meandering point is that sometimes, because of limitations of geography and cultural homogeneity, we can miss out on spectacular tastes from around the world. Despite my (slightly idiosyncratic but well-fed) Polish childhood, I’m so glad I grew up into being eager to try new taste sensations, no matter what their origin. [Though, shhhh. It’ll be our little secret that I will never learn to appreciate natto, aka fermented Japanese soybeans!]

I’m even tempted to opine that food was one of the instrumental factors in bringing people from different backgrounds together to live in harmony in Toronto. Though I do remember being made to feel like an outsider once or twice (and recall having to reassure a nervous restaurant owner that, yes, I knew exactly what “variety” meat was (and trotted out a very specific list, lol), but that was many years ago. Since then, it’s been my experience that most people living here believe there’s no point in regulating strict food boundaries that correspond to specific neighbourhoods, as if to indicate that nobody anywhere without a heritage other than theirs could possibly appreciate their cuisine as a whole or discern its finer nuances. And I believe it means a lot to see one’s food respected by those who didn’t grow up eating it only because it was what was placed before them. And, for newcomers to international cuisine, imagine getting closer to people even if you can’t speak a word of their language. Except that food itself is a language that doesn’t require an interpreter, merely the willingness to share in the experience.

I’ve just thought about another cultural relic from my past. Toronto used to have a yearly food/culture festival called “Caravan”. Its purpose was to provide opportunities for exposure to food and other integral activities even beyond the wealth of what was already available in so many diverse communities (so, yes, I’ll admit to beer drinking at the Tranzac Club – a home away from home for Australians and New Zealanders living in TO). Many of Caravan’s “pavilions” were housed in religious, cultural and community halls around the city and provided an easily accessible and affordable way to fill one’s “passport”. The idea has spread to and been successful in other cities near Toronto. ::cheers:: Now I don’t want people to come to the conclusion that Toronto is the perfect city ::pouts off camera:: but I really do believe that our diverse neighbourhoods and their food, not to mention an open curiosity within our population, has made us the urban and urbane centre we are today. Okay, I guess that’s enough geopolitical introspection into Toronto and its food.

But, before you go to sleep tonight, think about something you’ve read about or seen but never eaten. And resolve to go ::giggles:: where no one has gone before (oh, I just had to use that line). And may your own food discoveries bring you much satisfaction and joy!What about this one?

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FFF EP-35 TANDOORI CHICKEN VINDALOO (A FUNNY FUSION)

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Hey, Foodies,

We had to bump up the release of this episode as I am heading out of town on business and won’t be able to properly post during the week due to expected complete and utter exhaustion (I’m sure Helenka is going to insert something witty commenting on my predicament [And Helenka does not disappoint: Oh, poor Brian, see him jetting off and having lovely meals and, yeah, meetings all day long, so he’ll be a very tired camper by the end of each day, I’m sure! With a side order of yadda-yadda-yadda.]).

So, we are collaborating as I write this while she is sitting next to me on the couch, making wise-ass comments on what she is going to write in conjunction with what she believes I am actually putting down in this document. [Helenka sees Brian’s lips moving and fingers flying, but hears only, “Wah, wah, wah.” If you’ve seen any episode of Charlie Brown, it’s how the adults sound to the gang.]

Truth be told, this is all a game for her amusement (hmm, note that she’s not disagreeing), but now I shall return to our show….

I love Indian food (well, it’s no secret that I love many different kinds of food), so I thought I would make something quick by using a prepared cooking sauce, one that I personally find excellent, namely Patak’s Vindaloo Sauce which is quite spicy. Normally, one would use plain and boring chicken breasts with it, but that was not to be the case; when I went shopping, looking for said plain and boring chicken breasts, I found a box of frozen Tandoori chicken breasts which were cheaper (on sale) than the plain and boring chicken breasts. So, I said to myself, “Self! Perhaps we should try a variation and see what happens when I use these as a replacement for the PaBCB™.” I’m going to use this acronym from now on, as her Editorialshipness has stated that I am in danger of going over the word count for this post.

We decided to call this dish Tandoori Chicken Vindaloo – a funny fusion! Of course, I do hope that we do not annoy any food purists out there who believe that only PaBCB™ should be used to make Chicken Vindaloo.

At the end of another post, I just wanted to remind our viewers:
We love playing with our food.

Have yourselves a great week and don’t forget to have fun with your food, too!

Enjoy!
B&H =;)

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Helenka’s Notes:

Wasn’t it only yesterday (okay … 30-odd episodes ago, in fact) that Brian was clearing all sorts of jars and packages out of his kitchen cupboards and cooking with whatever he found? Yes, indeed. But the jar of Vindaloo Sauce must have been hidden really well (most likely by those mischievous kitchen pixies). Because … Brian found this jar recently. And, then, I found my jar of home-made Lime Pickle Relish, so we just had to (really had to) make something up.

First of all, I was confused at the beginning of the epi (if you remember, I had no recipe in front of me), as I couldn’t see Brian playing with the chicken, so I actually thought he had bought both kinds of chicken, the PaBCB™ and the Tandoori. I loved seeing the deeper colour of the raw meat and couldn’t wait to taste the final result, further transformed by the cooking. I was not disappointed. One of the best side effects of eating Tandoori chicken cooked in a moist heat was the fact that it was so amazingly tender. The other thing that amused me was that this was such a meat-and-potatoes (and don’t forget those peas) dish and yet the swirling flavours made it anything but predictable!

I’m also struck by how over-indulgence prior to cooking (aka Brian’s eye-balling measurements) doesn’t necessarily lead to an unpleasant outcome. In this epi, Brian went to town with the amount of chopped garlic (he really, really did); and, yet, when I tasted the dish, there was no in-your-face garlicyness. During the simmering process, the garlic was able to disperse among all of the other spices (from both the Tandoori and Vindaloo sources) so that we couldn’t even tell the difference that we’d gone overboard (if there even is such a thing between the two of us) with one of our fave flavour-enhancers. But, despite the splendid taste of the dish, oh, how I missed being in an Indian restaurant and crunching Indian pickles. [Stern note to self: Self … find Indian pickles in a specialty shop … and stop whining already!]

Variations:
I’m not going to suggest variations to the dish itself, as it was already a fusion to begin with. Though, yes, one could add all sorts of other ingredients such as chickpeas or lentils to up the fibre content while remaining true to Indian cuisine (and beans are terrific for absorbing all that lovely sauce). Or slicing okra or baby eggplant to add different textures. But I’d like you to look at these and other similar cooking sauces in a different light – and not only as the foundation for a traditional “Indian” dish.

Brian’s not the only one with a way-back-in-the-pantry situation. When I moved last summer, I kept finding all sorts of jars of stuff (so … not only the jams and jellies from antiquity). Many of them were Asian-influenced. Such as the spicy peanut sauce that found its way onto my plate of scrambled eggs. And, then, wanted to make friends with a whole bunch of other foods. Gee! Even my food is sociable!

Apparently (because I had so many jars of it, lol), one of my fave Patak’s sauces is Korma Cooking Sauce, a mild curry sauce full of delicate spices as well as coconut, ginger and coriander flavours. I’ve used it with different shapes of pasta (including delightful radiattore), potatoes or veggies, so you don’t even need to use a meat product with it.

There’s also nothing wrong with preparing your fave dish the traditional way (no matter what its heritage is) and then incorporating a sauce from the other side of the globe. Exercise your imaginations and pique your taste-buds. It’s especially fun to do during the winter time, when your mouth can feel as blah as the weather. We’re doing our best to banish boring winter eating and encourage you to do so, too. Happy fusions, everyone!

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Outdoor Fun

ODF – EP 2 BBQ II, THE SEQUEL

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Helenka and I have been holding on to this episode for many months with the intention of releasing it — when the time was right. Well, with last week being one of the coldest we had to face this winter (and the fact that one of the heat pumps within my condo decided to stop working), it seemed to be the right time to remember and reflect on the fun we had this summer.

Speaking of fun, this one has some special effects and certain – shall we say – out of this world entities are back. [I won’t spoil it too much, but Helenka and I just love watching it over and over again.]

Helenka goes into greater detail about our menu, so be sure to check it out below.

Have yourselves a great week and enjoy (by the way this was such a laid back episode even our still photo camera took a vacation)!!

B&H =:)

Helenka’s Notes:

I am so tired of winter and bet that you are too. And that’s why I … er … persuaded (which, come to think of it, is a close cousin to nagging) Brian to release the second BBQ episode, if only to make US feel warmer. If you’re feeling toasty as well, then we did a good deed and consider it a bonus!

I’m sure by now you’ve gotten the inkling that Brian and I love to do elaborate things. A lot. Why have one BBQ sauce when you can have three mixed together with specially chosen spices added? Or some of the episodes where we just had to split the recipe in half and doctor the two portions to create quite striking opposite-taste sensations. Can’t you tell that “Complicated” is our middle name. [Actually, his is Robert and mine Felicia, but Complicated fits, too … and gives us yet another commonality.]

But, for the filming of this BBQ epi, we were tired. It was hot. And complicated was absolutely the last thing on our minds. [Too hot to think, you know.] So the menu was planned to be as uncomplicated as possible. No need for Brian to run himself ragged, trying to find special ingredients in far-off stores. No marinating overnight or pre-baking. No fancy-shmancy stuff. Just honest-to-goodness BBQ flavour and outdoor fun and relaxation. And you couldn’t get more uncomplicated than having me remove the commercially-flavoured Teriyaki chicken breasts from the freezer to defrost them beforehand. Or Brian buying some corn (just plain corn, I tell you!) and onions (okay, so they were Vidalia). Or bringing just the one Teriyaki sauce for basting. In fact, using the Salish sea salt was the utmost in going beyond the call of duty. Though, hey, a very good call. And I have one stroll down memory lane from this episode that I want to share with you: When I was young [Brian butts in, saucily, “You mean like when the Earth was cooling down?”] — we didn’t have such fancy doohickeys as corn holders or a butter roller. We had to make do with a piece of buttered bread and burning our fingers. I love living in the modern era [Brian nods “ME TOO!”].

Variations:
If you can’t tell from my portion of the blog, I thrive on variations on a consistent basis. Which is also one of the reasons why Brian and I play with the recipes to begin with. But, this time, the variation was to cut out the frills, to return to basics. And we certainly did. Because there’s no point in exhausting yourself to prepare the so-called perfect party/BBQ/whatever if you’re going to be a zombie even before your guests arrive. If you can spread the cooking over a few days (having chosen to entertain with a selection of hot and cold dishes which may appear exotic yet still be sensible), then you’re going in the right direction. Or, if you can ask a friend or two to cook a certain dish and bring it, even better. In return, you can (and should) offer to bring your famous whatever-it-is to their party the next time. Because the goal is to be able to actually participate in and enjoy your own party. [Brian and I may have learned that lesson over the last two decades. I hope.] With more and more people caught up in the unrelenting fast-paced frenzy of other real life obligations, it’s vital to remember that your home should be your sanctuary and not merely another arena where you tremble at the thought of being judged. If you want to serve the simplest of foods, go right ahead. Though you may want to make the food appear more special by using your finest china (even if only to justify the fact that you still do have fancy stuff). And the juxtaposition will make it more memorable for your guests.

But, whatever you do, remember to have fun. We do. Though, really, will those guys ever leave me alone. I know I’m effervescent and fun (which obviously means they come from a place that’s not fun, right?), but they’ll have to find a way to make their own without needing to get me involved. ::giggles:: How’s that for piquing your interest without spilling the beans! I hope you’ll enjoy the SFX. I really, really did. ::giggles some more:: Really!